23 song questions…

Using only SONG names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions… (I came up with questions 1-6 and 23 for the blog)

Pick your Artist: The White Stripes

1. What did Mama always tell you? There’s No Home for You Here
2. A traumatic moment in your past: Death Letter
3. Something you love: A Boy’s Best Friend
4. Jack White… Well It’s True That We Love One Another
5. Your hobby: Passive Manipulation
6. Guilty pleasure: Take, Take, Take
7. Are you a male or female? The Same Boy You’ve Always Known
8. Describe yourself: I Can Learn
9. How do you feel: We’re Going to Be Friends
10. Describe where you currently live: I Think I Smell a Rat
11. If you could go anywhere where would you go? Hotel Yorba
12. Your favorite form of transportation: Conquest
13. Your best friend is: Jack the Ripper OR Jimmy the Exploder
14. What’s the weather like: The Air Near My Fingers
14. Favorite time of day: When I Hear My Name
15. If your life was a TV show, it would be called: Stop Breaking Down
16. What is life to you: Wasting My Time
17. Your fear: Effect and Cause
18. What is the best advice you have to give: You Don’t Know What Love Is (You Just Do What You’re Told)
19. Thought for the Day: I’m Slowly Turning into You
20. How I would like to die: In the Cold, Cold Night
21. My soul’s present condition: The Denial Twist
22. My motto: Offend In Every Way
23. My theme song: A Martyr For My Love For You

23 WHITE STRIPES songs

1. Moonage Daydream [cover]
2. Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground
3. I Can Learn
4. Effect and Cause
5. Death Letter [cover]
6. Wasting My Time
7. Love Sick [cover]
8. In the Cold, Cold Night
9. The Denial Twist
10. Seven Nation Army
11. The Air Near My Fingers
12. Walking with a Ghost [cover]
13. There’s No Home for You Here
14. Icky Thump
15. Hotel Yorba
16. My Doorbell
17. The Union Forever
18. Apple Blossom
19. The Hardest Button to Button
20. Blue Orchid
21. Conquest
22. One More Cup of Coffee [cover]
23. Apple Blossom Time [cover]

23 things i have been called in life…

1. mandy
2. manders
3. maynerd
4. m&m
5. peanut
6. slim
7. doochis-dochisness
8. andy
9. andrew
10. fauser
11. manners
12. many
13. DEE
14. mandi
15. mandy michelle
16. blastedgoat
17. trunks
18. malfreak
19. shellie
20. brat
21. minemz
22. haruka-chan
23. cherricola23

#1

I’m using QuickPress for the first time ever. I think it is appropriate given that this is my first appearance on my second blog. That’s if we are just counting WordPress blogs, which we are because it is just easier that way. You only write the first post on your second blog once!! Oh, Les Claypool The whole idea for this blog is that I can jabber about anything as long as I jabber about 23 of those anythings or discuss 23 aspects of the thing’s nature. Let’s not get that in depth this quickly. This is an introduction. You probably don’t even know who I am, and if you do you might wish you didn’t (I’m sorry everyone). I promise my secret love affair with the internet will end soon enough. Anyway that is another matter, this blog shall be different. I hope.

The deal is the post has to have something to do with 23… why you ask?
1. I like lists
2. I like the number 23
3. I am 23
4. Sometimes I forget I am 23
5. I like to preform meaningless tasks in my free time
6. I can write lists at work
7. I work at a library where I work with combinations of letters and numbers frequently
8. The number 23 comes up frequently
9. Sometimes everything doesn’t have to be in a list
10. Especially if the list-writer insists on making every list 23 items long
11. 23 is a lot of fucking numbers
12. Is it kosher to curse in a list-blog?
13. Is it OK to say kosher if you aren’t Jewish?
14. Is writing a top 23 reasons Jews are sad at “Christmas time” in bad taste and/or mildly racist?
15. What do you call prejudices against religions?
16. I’m losing track of what this list was for in the first place
17. Let me just scroll up to the top to refresh my memory
18. That wasn’t a very interesting topic to write my first list about
19. I promise to choose more wisely in the future
20. Maybe I shouldn’t watch Penn and Teller: Bullshit while typing blogs
21. My fiance bookmarked Youtube with a video clip of Penn telling you to “Shut the fuck up” and he thinks it is HILARIOUS to play it whenever I say something
22. It will be our 3 year anniversary on October 22
23. My email address is cherricola23@myself.com

Hello world! This is SATAN [DON'T READ THIS POST!]

This blog doesn’t exist but if it randomly appears feel free to read it like the dirty whore it is.

I am Mandy… SHHHH ut the mutha fuck up! I go to BLAH BLAH BLAH I live in the MIDWEST ::HUH?:: [no not IDAHO]

Think corn… think lots and lots of corn, meth and the occasional dumbass remark by Fuck Grassley.

Seriously though, I am in college and I can tell you it is a sham, a very expensive sham. FUCK!

But this could help… a spectacularly anonymous (probably not) voice on the internet. I won’t filter myself here…

No one’s probably listening anyway.